From: Andy
To: Mark
Dickhead; you're acting like a mental retard! I don't know why you're reaching for the Xanax again! The self-imposed asset freeze is meaningless, and its exactly what Stephanie's step-dad predicted.
What a joke that Picard and the Feds never bothered to check out the charges on the Amex bills for all of those SubZero's from P.C. Richards! Just don't try to thaw out the cash in the microwave; Cathy tried that, and the whole place ended up stinking like fish!
And, don't panic like Uncle Pete is in that photo Shana sent over, its not like you can move these damn things without being noticed!
Best news of the day: we actually signed SubZero to be our latest sponsor!! They want Shana and Cathy to be in their new ad campaign, and we're going to add their products to the list of Black Umbrella security devices. Its the perfect place to hide bearer bonds, cash, diamonds, and gold bars from the keystone cops.
OK..so maybe its the second place that burglars look when they're robbing a house, but its the last place the Feds look! Just ask Nan Bongiorno!! How the f--k do you think she's paying for the gas for her Bentley? Cash is king, big bro!
On the topic of mental retards, Picard is merely trying to distract the media; telling people that "almost 2000 claims totaling $650 million have been approved", when in fact, barely 10% of those people have actually received anything is a joke.
Its all about perception deflection.
Think about it; Barney Frank and Friends have been screaming for months and wasting millions on all these hearings and government investigations into what caused the big meltdown. Those brainless tards were the ones that voted in all of those laws that made it easier to get a mortgage than it was to put a bomb in your underwear! Its not like Wall Street created the demand for that shit, it was the brain trusts in Washington that said everyone had to own a house!
And, who voted to repeal Glass-Steagall, so that banks could lever deposits and load up on toxic waste?? And, who voted for the zillion dollar FART bailout in less than 30 seconds, when it could have taken just 2 more minutes to figure out that all of cash was a blank check for Hank Paulson & Co.?? And what about the whole AIG thing? Puhlease! These finger-pointing nose-pickers are all the same!
Just like all of Dad's friends.. Did anybody twist their arms? Did anybody say "Gee, Bernie--you're making too much money for us, especially when nobody else on Wall Street produces the kinds of returns that you do, we really don't want it.." ??
The only thing that's real?? Chocolate. That's right, chocolate.
Its sweet, it makes you feel good, and its actually good for you. And the best doesn't have to cost the most. That's why we've loaded up on Caoni. ..and the best part is, you can buy enough for half of Nantucket, and you'll still be under the expense reporting requirements that Picard and those tards have thrown at us!
Its the absolute perfect Valentine's Day Gift..and even Uncle Pete said that was buying a case for each of his ex girlfriends..Which means there won't be much left if you don't hurry and get some!
My fav is the coffee flavored bars; hurry up, and their sale ends on Wednesday, and the next one will be the second of Never, about the same time as when the next claim payments will be, according to Irv P., so just click on the photo link below and get your order in!
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