From: Bernie
To: Nan Bongiorno
cc: Pete
re: Kugel
I couldn't figure out why you wanted to know "how to cook kugel", especially with Thanksgiving coming up, but Andy's brown-nosing shiksa goddess said she'd send you the recipe that goes with the photo over to the right.
In the mean time, don't worry about whatever David might have said as part of his 'cooperation agreement' or how it might effect you:
1. Its not as there's any email trails, so its his word against yours. What you need to do is run a poster campaign using that great photo of you with a caption that reads: "Do I Look Like a Criminal?!" Speak to Andy--maybe he and his girlfriend can create a t-shirt that you can merchandise!
2. Speaking of looking, have Mo look into the rumors I heard about those keystone kops using Kugel's swimming pool for water-boarding the statement out of him. That sh*t is happening more and more.
3. Whatever Kugel said, they'll need Dimes to corroborate the accusations against you, and we know that isn't happening anytime time soon. But, don't quote me on that.
4. Even if those boneheads can make a case against you (and Jodi) stick, thanks to today's "shocking news" re: "super committee" failing to come up with a budget plan, by the time the feds get around to turning the screws on you, there won't be any money left in the federal prison budget to take in any more people, no less pay the screws that work in the prisons! Ha!
5. Tell Steve that he's welcome for my telling him one week ago today that the next 600 points on the Dow would be "south". But, unless he sends in a check for this quarter's subscription, I'm not sending him any more market alerts.
6. Re above #4--Yes, I knew that the "super committee" was nothing more than a Ponzi scheme..taking confidence from one group to pass it to everyone else. Don't think for a minute that anyone in the GOP would have allowed any type of deal to be made as we move into election season. In fact, they stacked the committee with people they could rely on to do what they do best: nothing. As far as the democrats, well..what can I say? Out-flanked, out-gunned and out of any ideas that two people can agree on. And people say that the Euro is in a crisis? Oy!
BLM
Monday, November 21, 2011
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