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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Its the Pits for Pitz-

To: Bernie
From: Enrica
I kept telling you that all of those shenanigans that Nan put me up to would get us all in trouble..and she and "Dimes" kept telling me to stop nagging, and that my Christmas bonuses would "cover me."

Maybe if those FBI schmucks didn't waterboard the Kugels, I wouldn't be in this jam, but then again, Dimes could have starred in the "Gang that Couldn't Shoot Straight.." and I know that he's been babbling like a baby to the Feds for the past 3 years.

Anyway, now that I've decided to enter a plea, you can tell your friend Sonny Cohn, and his daughter, that I'm not going down alone.
ECP

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