#Madoff Anniversary: I'm forging into the future!

There's a reason why today I'm once again profiled on the front page of the New York Times business section. I am, and will continue to be one of the most influential people of this generation For those that think they can learn from history towards making the world a better place, I will remain a mentor of incomparable stature..

Since Diana Henriques took over from where sweet little Erin Arvedlund left off covering my life story on a regular basis (and making herself a nice pot of gelt by scoring an advance for film rights to her book), its become abundantly clear that aside from my being a genius, a thought leader, and one heck of a good-looking guy, I am a human being with emotions.

Three years to the week that I turned myself in, and one year to the date that my first born son took his life, no doubt many of the thousands of you people that come to this blog every day are expecting me to voice my contrition and plead mea culpa for the umpteenth time. F*ck that.

I've voiced my remorse, regret and contrition plenty of damn times already. The smart people that read my [almost] daily briefings know this. The really smart ones are focused on my savvy political insights, my uncanny intuitive and perceptive talents, my unequaled knowledge of how the world's financial markets really operate, and my Midas-like observations on where this world as we know it is headed if we don't follow my recommendations.

I scare the cr*p out of all of those boneheads in Washington and Wall Street that follow this blog on a minute-to-minute basis. They're scared sh*tless that I'll out them, or that I'll reveal how really inept or corrupt they are individually; not just the agencies or firms they work at. Some of you are wetting your beds wondering if and when those photos I have of you are going to be released through Erin's blog. To that last group I say: you should be worrying.

To the rest of you, here's my promise on this "3rd anniversary" : I'll remain dedicated to enriching the lives of anyone and everyone that embraces my genius. Not just through the brilliant observations that I make right here, but through an exclusive,  private newsletter that will include your ability to chat live with me through a secure website. This new service will only be available to 1000 individuals and the $25,000/month subscription rate is a f*cking bargain when you consider all of the prescient and genius observations that I've made right here on this very blog for the past three years.

If you want to subscribe, send me an email, and include your credit card info. Trust me, this is a service that you won't regret.
BLM